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Monday, November 06, 2006
Da Niu wants to marry a China lady.
The lady asked him to write out his bad points. He wrote, “Da Niu Bi Jiao Lan? Why did the lady ran off upon seeing it? Cos China ppl read from right to left, so the lady read . haha.figure out yourself The bun (bao) was lying dead on the floor. The spoon (tang chi), fork (cha) and knife (dao) were there. Who killed the bun? A: Cha, cos "cha sha bao". What is the colours of Power Rangers? Gold, cos "Gold Gold Power Rangers!" A hunter below it has a gun with only 2 bullets in it. How will he shoot so that he can kill the two birds? A: He will shoot the green bird first, then the red bird will be scared until "lian qing qing" (face turn green) then he can kill it with one bullet liao. If Farm A sells vegetable and Farm B sells fish, what does Farm C sell? A: Medicine, cos Farmer C (pharmacy). One day (you yi tian), Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua went to eat at the restaurant. After they finish, Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua left the restaurant without paying and the manager didn't mind.Why? A: Cause their friend "you yi tian" pay already... this are taken from an email that my friend send to me. it's just an extract. though some are 'cold' and in singlish |