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Sunday, July 27, 2008
Two rich men were talking over coffee one day and one of them said to the other one "Hey I tell you my driver is really stupid... you don't believe?Let me show you." and he called his driver Ah Beng over and said "Ah Beng, here is a 10 dollar note, go to the car showroom and buy me a Mercedes." to which Ah Beng replied, "Yes Sir! right away!" and rushed off to the showroom.The rich man turned to his friend and said, "See, I told you he was stupid." The other rich man said, "That's nothing, you want to see stupid, I will show you stupid." and he called his driver, Ali. "Ali, go home now and check to see if I'm at home." to which Ali said, "Yes Sir, right away Sir." and ran home. "See what I told you? He doesn't even have enough brains to know that I cannot be at home if I am here."Later on, the two drivers met on the road. Ah Beng said to Ali, "Eh, you know my boss is sooo stupid. He gave me 10 dollars and ask me to go to the car showroom and buy him a Mercedes..... Doesn't he know that today is Sunday lah, the showroom is closed!"Ali replied, "You think he is stupid ah? My boss says:lagi worse, he asked me to go home to check if he is at home.... He got hand phone what, can just call up to check lah!!!!"
Dr. Quek made a routine house call to Mr. Lim, one of his elderly patients. He asks, "And how are you doing today, Mr. Lim?" Mr. Lim replies, "I feel just fine, doc. But you know, it's the strangest thing. Every night when I get up to pang jio, the bathroom light goes on for me automatically when I open the door!" The doctor is worried that the old man is getting senile, so he phones the man's son, and the son's wife answers. The doctor tells her, "Mrs. Lim, I'm a little concerned about your father-in-law. It seems that when he gets up to urinate at night and opens the bathroom door, the light somehow goes on..." At which point, Mrs. Lim yells, "Ah Seng!Ah Pa is peeing in the refrigerator again!" Char siew pao and mee kia were quarrelling and then char siew pao very angry, say he's going to find his friends, tau sa pao and lian rong pao to beat up mee kia Just then, maggi mee walked by then the paos go beat maggi mee up and Char siew pao said to maggi mee 'dont think you perm your hair already we cannot recognise you' Two British men and a lady stranded on a desert island - they each took gentlemanly turns with the lady. Two Italian men and a lady stranded on a desert island - the two fought and one killed the other to have the lady. Two American men and a lady stranded on a desert island - they both had the lady together. Two French men and a lady stranded on a desert island - they killed the lady to have each other. Two Australian men and a lady stranded on a desert island both dug until they found COLD beer, drunk and passed out before they get to the lady. Two Singaporean men and a lady stranded on a desert island the two are still waiting for instructions from the GOVERNMENT. 3 of the JOKES ARE FROM yong poh and one from wanyee!!! |